departured:

things tumblr users say:

• i just
• i can’t even
• ok
• you’re irrelevant
• THIS!!!
• perf
• then i’m judging you
• can you not
• tbh
• omfg i’m dying
• i’m so done
• peasants

how do you study without crying

me:  hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant:  do u want egg roll
me:  i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant:  *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me:  what